A home away from home (Les Grumpies approved)
There are holiday homes that look good in photos… and then there are holiday homes that actually work in real life — with market bags on the table, shoes kicked off, and that “we could stay another week” feeling creeping in.
La Maison Rimbert in Pernes-les-Fontaines is exactly that kind of place. Sylvie’s house is warm, practical, and quietly charming — the sort of Provence base that makes you feel like a temporary local (with slightly better pillows).
Bedrooms: comfort, privacy, and zero bathroom negotiations
This is the detail that instantly won us over:
2 bedrooms, both with en-suite bathrooms (yes, peace on earth is possible). The master bedroom is a mini spa moment: double shower + free-standing bathtub. It also comes with a futon-style bed (very low — elegant, but you’ll notice it the first night, especially if you’re a “sit-on-the-edge-of-the-bed-like-a-normal-human” person). Plus: dressing table and a walk-in closet — because holiday outfits deserve dignity too.
Kitchen & living spaces: the heart of the house
The kitchen is made for people who actually like living:
Large kitchen with a proper food centre, microwave, oven, and a cheminee (because in Provence even cooking can be cosy).
And then there’s the living room — spacious, relaxed, and inviting:
Large living room with a cheminee and… a piano. Yes, a piano. For those “I shall play something dramatic before dinner” moments (or for ignoring completely while you sip wine. Both valid.)
One detail you absolutely need to know: the bedrooms are on different levels — and the staircase is medieval. Narrow, steep, and honestly… slightly evil. The house is full of character, and the stairs are proof.
Now, did we pack light? Of course not. I’m the queen of style — which means multiple outfits, shoes, and several handbags (because one bag is never emotionally enough).
Smart move: we brought everything in bags, not suitcases — much easier on the steps. And here comes the plot twist: Piero is really fit now 💪🏻 (Mr. Grumpy cardio, courtesy of medieval Provence.)
Parking: yes, even in Provence
Practical detail that matters more than people admit:
Garage for a medium-sized car Larger cars can be parked outside in front of the house
No daily parking treasure hunt. Les Grumpies like that.
Location: everything within easy reach
This is where La Maison Rimbert really shines:
Boulangerie round the corner (life-saving). Saturday market nearby (bring a basket, pretend you’re not a tourist). Shops within walking distance, including pharmacies (because holidays have a sense of humour). Plenty of restaurants — our favourite: L’Estavo (go hungry).
Why we’d come back
Because it’s comfortable without trying too hard. It’s elegant but lived-in. It makes you slow down naturally — and it gives you that rare holiday luxury: space (and bathrooms) to breathe.
La Maison Rimbert is the kind of Provence home we love: calm, charming, well-equipped, and perfectly placed for market mornings, long lunches, and evenings by the fire.
La Maison Rimbert is cosy, beautiful, perfectly located — and it makes you feel at home… as long as you respect the staircase and travel with bags (and a fit husband).
