If Mérida is the cultural heart of the Yucatán, El Palacio Secreto is its flamboyant soul. Nestled in a quiet street, this hotel is like a slice of Las Vegas glamour that somehow teleported into a historic Mexican city. Think elaborate mosaics, bold columns, and a pool area that, once the lights come on at night, transforms into a stage ready for an extravagant show. But let’s rewind a bit and tell you about our stay, Les Grumpies style.

A Royal Welcome (Sort of)

We started our palace adventure in the Antoinette Suite. The room? Fit for a queen. The AC? Fit for an icebox. And that’s exactly the problem. We do not sleep with the AC humming like a jet engine. The suite, though opulent, was too hot for us once the cool air stopped. The Rooftop Suite? Gorgeous but a sun magnet. Not ideal for those of us who prefer not to roast.

So, after some strategic manoeuvring (yes, the Grumpies always find their balance), we ended up in the Grace Suite. Cool, calm, and collected—exactly our vibe. Except… it’s right by the pool. And guess what? Other guests don’t seem to realise that “poolside” doesn’t mean “party outside our door while we’re trying to nap.”

A Pool Straight Out of Vegas

Now, let’s talk about the pool. By day, it’s a calm retreat surrounded by lush greenery and dramatic architectural details. But as soon as the sun sets and the coloured lights flicker on, you’d be forgiven for thinking you’d stumbled into a Vegas show set. The ambience is delightfully over-the-top—perfect for a late-night cocktail or a quiet moment pretending you’re royalty.

The Rooms: Comfort Meets Drama

The rooms are undeniably comfortable, with dark, imposing furniture that whispers tales of old-world charm. The tiled floors? Absolutely stunning. Each tile feels like a little piece of art, adding to the hotel’s luxurious yet eclectic vibe.

Breakfast Bliss & Afternoon Treats

Breakfast here is a dream—served outside by the pool in the gentle morning sun. The menu is fresh, delicious, and exactly what you need before heading out for a day of Yucatán adventures. And just when you think the day couldn’t get any better, the bar opens at 4 PM, complete with home-baked goodies. A glass of wine, a slice of cake, and a view of that theatrical pool? Yes, please!

Final Verdict: Glamour with a Grumpy Twist

Would Les Grumpies return? Absolutely. El Palacio Secreto may have its quirks, but its charm, comfort, and unexpected touches of glamour won us over. It’s the perfect base for exploring Mérida, provided you don’t mind a little poolside chatter and some Vegas-inspired nighttime vibes.